chocolate flavored hydrogenated love

>> Sunday, February 14, 2010






Having a good sense of humor is always a plus when you're broke. Valentine's day for instance... No diamond earrings, or trips to Paris for us, not even dinner out with cheap wine.

So when my husband asked me if I was enjoying my Valentine's chocolates, I couldn't help but make light of the splendid gift.

Me: Oh yes honey, these Milk Chocolate flavored harts are the best. (passing out candies to kids)
Him: Nothing but the best for you my love. Those must of been a hot item, I got the last one.
Me: I'm sure, cheap husbands everywhere must of been snatching up all the 50 cent valentine's gifts. (taking a nibble *grimis*)
Him: They must be good, there almost gone.
Me: All 2 oz of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, couldn't hold myself back. (shoving my nibbled on heart at my 4 year old, who horks it down)
Him: Well the kids like them anyway.
Me: They like anything wrapped in red shiny foil.
Him: I know how much you love Chocolate...Whats that look for?
Me: When IT IS chocolate.
Him: What's the diff... Chocolates are chocolates arnt they?
Me: Well for one thing, real chocolate melts in your mouth...this stuff just falls apart. But I sure love the card honey. (kissy face)
Its not that I'm some kind of chocolate snob, by any means...its just that I have these funny things called taste buds.
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes

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