Cops don't even dare approach

>> Thursday, February 11, 2010

If you see this van driving the street…get the heck out of the way.



Yes, I am one of them…the folks with the “stick family” hanging to the back of their car.


Mine is not to say, “Hey look at us, we have lots of kids, aren’t we cute.”


When my husband saw our, stick family, he just said, “Why do we have so many kids?”   Maybe thats what most people say when they see it?


All I know is, MY stick family is a warning. So take heed! 


“I’m a woman on the edge, Leave a wide birth!”


I’m not admitting to being a distracted driver or anything like that. However, I have been known to spend a lot of time distracted while driving.


“Mom, what’s that truck say?”


“Mom, do you even know where you're going?”


“Mom, Sam spit on me!”


Don’t pass to close, because chances are I’m reaching into the back to retrieve a tossed tippy cup, or trying to prevent a toddler from attempting a car seat break out.


Oh and, how about driving while trying to keep a 100lb monster of a puppy from clambering into my lap.

YES, Heed my warning...


Let’s not forget the classic, driving while passing out fast food.
I’ve been known to toss a burger right in to the hand of my pre-teen sitting in the third row, while traveling at 60MPH down I-205, and talking on the cell to my BFF. 
Nice, hunh?


The “stick family” gives me power too!


Power to get really pissed when other drivers don’t YIELD to the “sticker.”


“HEY MORON…I’V GOT FOUR KIDS IN THIS CAR, SLOWDOWN!”


“Mom, what’s a moron?”




2 comments:

Lori February 11, 2010 at 10:38 PM  

Michelle, you should have a column in the Oregonian! Too funny! ....or at least the Metro Family Magazine, don't you think? Oh wait, you don't need more to do, do you?

Heather February 19, 2010 at 2:30 PM  

I have the silly stick family on the car too, also four kids but we have 2 boys, 2 girls and 2 dogs no cat! Cute blog.

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