Cynicism and chili cheese dip.

>> Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I just love it when people state the obvious. Love it so much in fact; it’s hard to keep myself from beating them with a big stick.

Like when my friend posted on face book, her goal to get fit and lose weight.

My first thought was, (with an eye roll) Yeah, good luck with that.

My cynicism stems from having falling off that wagon recently. I can’t find a way to drown my sorrows in carrots… its always ice-cream and chili cheese dip.

So, when her other “friends” posted “helpful supportive advice”, I wanted to heave my Big Mac.

Here are a few of them (c/p off her page)…the other 10 comments were about the same…

*Moderation my friend or it won't work! Exercise!!!

*Exercise is the key .... just doing that will help alot! You can do it Mary !!!!

*exercise! It's amazing how good it feels. Even when you are feeling like a turd and don't want to leave the house.

Oh-oh-oh I wanna comment~! My fingers few, as I typed replies like…


*Moderation…It won’t work, if you don’t do it?? Exercise… insightful.

*R U KIDDING ME WITH THIS?!? Thank you! Jillian Michaels!

* Oh really, eat less-move more, THAT’S the key to weight loss? Why didn’t someone tell me that!!

* Exercise and Moderation… DANG...I had it ass backwards all this time!

* Sounds so easy… when put THAT way. You’re so smart.

* I kind of like the Amazing feeling of being a fat lazy pig…Don’t you?

I, however, managed not to post anything (Shocker…I know) …saving my friend from the inevitable chic fight on FB.

I’m still amazed I didn’t spout off, right then and give them all a little piece of me! GAWD they so had it coming.

Plus, I am trying to fill my cup with Joy, right.

Who am I kidding…that would of giving me immense JOY!

"The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future." ~Oscar Wilde


j February 10, 2010 at 7:50 PM  

you are not alone. sometimes cyncism gets the best of me. thank god people can't read my mind or they would beat me with that big stick you mentioned earlier.

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