>> Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I know almost all the regular dogs by name, but only one or two of the owners (this too is sad). I’ve given most of the dogs’ nicknames; don’t really know why I do this.
Big dork dog Buck: My dog, and as the name says…he is just a big dorky dog! A white ball of goof, 8 month old 100lb Lab Shepherd mix.
Handsome Samson: is a sweet fun golden retriever, has become BFF with my dog Buck and lives two doors down from me. In five years of living here, we met them for the first time at the dog park, Strange. *sad sad sad*
Herman the humper: Herman is a lab mix that although fixed will hump anything that moves…or doesn’t move for that matter.
Buddy the Bully: A young Rotty- lab mix that wants to wrestle, non-stop and NEVER lets up.
Sweet Sophie: another golden, nuff said there.
Pissy Missy: A Lhasa Apso that will rip your dogs face off if he gets in Miss Priss’ space. One day I’ll get the nerve to remind her owner of the “dog park guild lines” and tell her to get her bitch out of there. *I think I like to talk about dogs just to use the word "bitch" in its true meaning, since its the only time I could, and not look like a potty mouth*
Princess Poopsalot: Not that this frenchy poops more then any other dog, its more about her owner, either she *conveniently* isn’t looking when her dog poos or plays the “oh I’ll never find it over there” when someone points out her dog squatting. Again one, day I’ll have the nerve to grab her by the hand and show her right where it is. *maybe I could even get a badge and be the "Dog park ranger," cool beans*
Lucky the leg lifter: A 7 month old Mastiff that likes to mark everything! (Another park violation, no intact dogs, its just so sad I even know what that means.) He has lifted his leg on me twice, nothing like being peed on by a dog to make you feel good about yourself. Seems now I’m his bitch… Sorry Buck.
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. ~Robert Brault