Oh the Bitchs you meet at the Dog park

>> Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I love taking the dog to the dog park, its kind of sad that I like it so much. I get almost as excited to go as he does (not so much as I pee myself, but close) because I get out of the house without any kids, breath some fresh air, and get to talk to adults. (Oh so very sad)

I know almost all the regular dogs by name, but only one or two of the owners (this too is sad). I’ve given most of the dogs’ nicknames; don’t really know why I do this.

Here are some of my favorite dogs, the good the bad, and the bitchs.

Big dork dog Buck: My dog, and as the name says…he is just a big dorky dog! A white ball of goof, 8 month old 100lb Lab Shepherd mix.

Handsome Samson: is a sweet fun golden retriever, has become BFF with my dog Buck and lives two doors down from me. In five years of living here, we met them for the first time at the dog park, Strange. *sad sad sad*

Herman the humper: Herman is a  lab mix that although fixed will hump anything that moves…or doesn’t move for that matter.

Buddy the Bully: A young Rotty- lab mix that wants to wrestle, non-stop and NEVER lets up.

Sweet Sophie: another golden, nuff said there.

Pissy Missy: A Lhasa Apso that will rip your dogs face off if he gets in Miss Priss’ space. One day I’ll get the nerve to remind her owner of the “dog park guild lines” and tell her to get her bitch out of there. *I think I like to talk about dogs just to use the word "bitch" in its true meaning, since its the only time I could, and not look like a potty mouth*

Princess Poopsalot: Not that this frenchy poops more then any other dog, its more about her owner, either she *conveniently* isn’t looking when her dog poos or plays the “oh I’ll never find it over there” when someone points out her dog squatting. Again one, day I’ll have the nerve to grab her by the hand and show her right where it is. *maybe I could even get a badge and be the "Dog park ranger," cool beans*

Lucky the leg lifter: A 7 month old Mastiff that likes to mark everything! (Another park violation, no intact dogs, its just so sad I even know what that means.) He has lifted his leg on me twice, nothing like being peed on by a dog to make you feel good about yourself. Seems now I’m his bitch… Sorry Buck.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. ~Robert Brault


Anonymous,  February 23, 2010 at 2:36 PM  

Glad to see that Im not the only one in the world who says "cool beans". And when I do the kids always laugh and say "WHAT"

Youre great Michelle. Love ya Kell

cindy February 24, 2010 at 10:29 AM  

Herman the Humper!!! that sounds like my lil chihuahua Eric,,,he was fixed too but always got a hold of my little pink pony stuffed animal and.....

this is a great blog.

Visiting from SITS ;-0

Genevieve February 25, 2010 at 11:57 AM  

Lovely blog Tanya! I look forward to reading more!

OC Fun Blog February 26, 2010 at 11:52 AM  

This is hillarious! Our dog Buddy would fit right in with your doggie bunch:)

Katie February 27, 2010 at 10:59 AM  

I don't have a dog - but I have brought friend's dogs to the dog park so I understand the interaction between the people and the dogs. Some owners need to take a clue from animals on how to behave (not the humper or the marker...heh) - but you know what I mean...
Stopping by from SITS...happy Saturday Sharefest!

Kaira February 28, 2010 at 7:34 PM  

funny title to this post - had to read it :)

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