Why torture yourself when life'll do it for you?

>> Friday, February 26, 2010

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. ~Dennis Wholey

I’m so confused and my head is starting to hurt.


If life is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you’re going to get? Then why do I spend so much time looking for the cherry filled ones?
If life is a bitch and then you die? Does that make me, said bitch?
If life is a Joke, am I the punch line? Is it a one liner or stand up? What’s so dang funny? I don’t get it.
If life what you make it? Then this is my entire fault? I am so sorry!
If life is simple, I’d hate to see what hard is!
If a life without cause is a life without effect, what effect does not having a cause have?
If life is like sailing, I’m getting sea sick.
If life has no meaning... that would be, well… just mean.
If life is a gamble, what are my odds?
If life is the game that must be played...can I warm the bench for a few rounds?
If life is an incurable Disease, then please just start the morphine drip!
If life is a mixed blessing, I’ll take mine with some salt and lime.
If life is the sum of all your choices, then my choice is for Sum better.
If life's like a novel with the end ripped out…how will you ever know if this is your happily ever after?
If Life is like an onion; you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it? I guess that’s what all the crying is about then.
If Life is a series of collisions with the future... should I be wearing a seat belt?
If Life is easier than you'd think; and all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable…Then what was I thinking?
If Life is a shit sandwich… I’ll need a really big milkshake to wash it down!!!
And if …Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like… I’d like just to say AMEN SISTER!


Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files






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29 comments:

~Shelley~ February 26, 2010 at 2:52 PM  

Visiting from "Friday Follow"..I'm your newest follower! Love for you to come visit me!

Have a great weekend!
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Kristi Maloney February 26, 2010 at 3:15 PM  

I found you through Friday Follow - visiting from Moms Own Words. Stop by soon! Have a great weekend!

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The Pipster February 26, 2010 at 3:19 PM  

Hi, following you back from FF. Thanks for saying Hi! I'm not cheating ;) Pippi

soapstar February 26, 2010 at 3:52 PM  

now i'm following YOU to the ff party! ;-)

loving the X files quote lol

have a fab weekend!

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sheila February 26, 2010 at 4:29 PM  

OMG, this is AWESOME! Loved -If life is the sum of all your choices, then my choices is for Sum better -
HA! ha ha ha ha! That's hysterical!

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Brandi February 26, 2010 at 5:05 PM  

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Such deep thoughts!

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Rita A. February 26, 2010 at 8:09 PM  

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MisAdventuresofMomof3 February 26, 2010 at 8:41 PM  

U made me LOL. Thanks for the follow -returning the favor from FF - have an awesome weekend!

Wym February 26, 2010 at 8:56 PM  

Thanks for visiting and following my blog! Forrest Gump is my best movie.I love that you used the quotes. AND I totally could have used the quote on being good does not equal getting what you want in life. I love squashing the dreams of children...I was a teacher and coach before I became a SAHM.

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Thanks for the Fri Follow. Following you back1

Linda February 27, 2010 at 6:33 AM  

Following you from FF. Thanks for visiting and following me too.

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bizzimommiofboyz February 27, 2010 at 9:25 AM  

Life is... just confusing!

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IASoupMama February 27, 2010 at 11:58 AM  

Hi! I'm from the Friday Follow and you're right -- I passed 30 in favor of 45, wow! Thanks for stopping by and now I'm following you! I love your dog park post...

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Hi - Glad you found me - following you back!

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Bethany February 27, 2010 at 7:27 PM  

Hi-I just stumbled across your blog. I love it!

Midday Escapades February 28, 2010 at 7:44 AM  

Oh my gosh, you are so right on with this post. I like the jalapeno phrase. So true.

Thanks for linking up with Friday Follow! I am now your blog follower. It is a pleasure to meet ya and have a great week!

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Kat February 28, 2010 at 1:20 PM  

Hahaha! That is just too funny!
Very nice to meet ya! Thank for following me, now I'm following you too! :)

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Hey girl, found you on Friday Follow.

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The Professional Family Manager March 1, 2010 at 7:16 AM  

These are too funny, and oh so true! Thank you for the smile this morning. I had to tweet this!

I'm a new follower via RSS feed.

Cindy March 1, 2010 at 11:22 AM  

this is some funny - - - -!
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