>> Friday, February 26, 2010
I’m so confused and my head is starting to hurt.
If life is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you’re going to get? Then why do I spend so much time looking for the cherry filled ones?
If life is a bitch and then you die? Does that make me, said bitch?
If life is a Joke, am I the punch line? Is it a one liner or stand up? What’s so dang funny? I don’t get it.
If life what you make it? Then this is my entire fault? I am so sorry!
If life is simple, I’d hate to see what hard is!
If a life without cause is a life without effect, what effect does not having a cause have?
If life is like sailing, I’m getting sea sick.
If life has no meaning... that would be, well… just mean.
If life is a gamble, what are my odds?
If life is the game that must be played...can I warm the bench for a few rounds?
If life is an incurable Disease, then please just start the morphine drip!
If life is a mixed blessing, I’ll take mine with some salt and lime.
If life is the sum of all your choices, then my choice is for Sum better.
If life's like a novel with the end ripped out…how will you ever know if this is your happily ever after?
If Life is like an onion; you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it? I guess that’s what all the crying is about then.
If Life is a series of collisions with the future... should I be wearing a seat belt?
If Life is easier than you'd think; and all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable…Then what was I thinking?
If Life is a shit sandwich… I’ll need a really big milkshake to wash it down!!!
And if …Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like… I’d like just to say AMEN SISTER!