>> Monday, March 15, 2010
Yes. I am being judgmental and maybe I’m up on my high horse. Never-the-less some parents should just be SHOT. If only to save the lives of their offspring.
Let me be the first to say (before someone else does) I am far from a perfect parent. Some Supper-anal up-tight parents may even say (I know you're saying it) I’m a bit Lax in that department. Read here about my lack of patenting talents.
Even I, am amazed at times, when it comes to the plain stupidity of some parents (if you can even call them that).
Those are the only reasons I can think of, for a mother to blatantly put her child’s life at risk.
*Moronic dumb-ass or Sinister lunatic cockroach* you make the call.
Why I didn’t pull out my phone and report her. I don’t. I don’t know. Maybe I’m the moronic dumb-ass here? I was just fantasizing about having a shot gun to blow her blonde empty head off with. Why do I always go to extremes? I am…well embarrassed, damn I don’t know. Too late to do anything differently now.
I imagine you are probably wondering what I am getting all “holier then thou” about.
At first I didn’t see the three maybe four-year-old a-top a FULL SIZED Jacked up quad (4 wheel all-terrain vehicle, for those of us that don’t know ATV speak). I didn’t see him because he was SO. DAMN. SMALL. And the ATV was SO. EFFING. BIG. he was NOT. WEARING. HELMENT.
Hell, his legs weren’t long enough to even straddle the thing. He was all cock-eyed and stretched out on the beast. It had all the makings for a reenactment of “I shouldn’t be alive.” I ponder this as I watch in amazement this small boy ZOOM ZOOM around his yard.
Where the heck are his parents? Maybe his mom is off reading Twilight or something? Oh…there... that must be his…
I stop predicting this child’s death, breath and continue on my walk. Happy not to have to give my eye witness account to the police.
Until…here it comes…ready or not…she yells at him… and I am not kidding... I quote...
“STOP REVING THAT THING SO MUCH, YOU’LL BURN THE MOTOR OUT!”
Did she? Did she really just say that? I wanted to vomit. The motor? The EFFING MOTOR?
Really? Wow. F-Me who’d have thought, eh? I feel like I'm on the coner of W-T-F and R-U-Kidding me!
How about his Head-Neck-Brain? How about TBI? How about Effing Traumatic Effing Brain injury?
I’m the good citizen /hero saving this child from his inevatable tragic death by dumb-ass Mother…
OK-ok, so blowing her head off makes me no better then her. Right? After all I don’t. I don’t know her from Adam. I’m sorry. She just made me angry. It’s nothing personal. I bet she’s really nice and a fine parent. I
Heh, just kidding…she’s a moron.