>> Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Lecture to my 19 year old self, from a much older and wiser 37 year old self.
Michelle sweety, you foolish foolish girl, are you kidding me with this guy, what are you thinking? You deserve so much better then your Freak of a boyfriend! Could you just PLEASE dump that pathetic looser already!? I mean come on, have some self respect!
The guy is 22 rides a skate board and lives with his mother for Christ sakes! He will never be sponsored for his “skate boarding” talents, and will NEVER get a job. The only people who think he's cool, other then himself, are you and his prepubescence skater fans.
Any man that will “hang out” with you on the condition that it is RAINING OUT SIDE is not someone you want to have your 75 children with. No amount of “Pink Floyd and Grateful dead” T-Shirts or LP’s will make him a true Hippie or a Man for that matter.
The fact that he spends his “Allowance” on POT, and skate board parts, is very sad and frankly ridiculous. Not to mention HE’S A GROWN MAN WITH AN ALLOWANCE!
Can we talk about his hair for a bit? Seriously?…The man does NOT have dread locks! Face it girlfriend…he is just to dammed lazy to brush the knots out of that far-to-long nasty mop.
Why are you so blind girl? Or are you just that stupid!? He says he loves you, yes….but lets be honest honey, it’s your tight tail and perky tittys he’s truly in love with. Trust me, you will not be tight and perky forever, such a shame to waist it on this doosh bag. Ok maybe I’m being a little bit harsh... there IS more he loves about you; he loves your CAR and MONEY as well.
No matter how much you “Love” him back, he will never grow up and leave his skate board for you! Get a grip sister, open your eyes and grow a spine…he’s sucking you dry.
You need to Kick his overgrown playground-rat BUTT to the Curb!
Oh and By the way, do you really think he was "just talking" to that girl you found him naked with in the hot tub? You poor foolish girl...