Unexpected Baggage…Free pet!

>> Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I have a pet I’d like to get rid of…to tell you the truth I’d love to see it gone forever, never to return. I know that sounds so bad, mostly I’m a lover of all pets, however I just really dislike…ok… Hate her.

There is very little to like about her. Well I guess she is soft and warm, she goes with me everywhere. When I lay down in bed... she lies next to me, and when I relax on the couch... she sits on my lap. I can even rest my ice cream bowl on her…she don’t mind because she LOVES ice cream.

But then mostly she just drive me crazy, like whenever I bend over to tie my shoes or pick up toys…there she is…always in my way.

I’ve had her for what seems like forever; she’s been with me since the birth of my first son. So it’s been 12 years now and its just time to let her go! She can really be quite a pain!

 The other day I was out at the store buying some snacks, (one of her favorites) I was in one of them “self check-outs” do-hickys when I lean over to put my money in the money eating thingy, what a shock to hear the dang thing yelling at me!


What the….I got nothing "extra." 

I look down at the “bagging area”…and there she is, my pet, resting herself on top of the arm of the bag holder thing-a-ma-jig.

My pet…AKA…My belly, was the “unexpected item” the "EXTRA".... just sitting there looking back up at me, I could tell what she was thinking.

“What! Just get the snacks and let’s go already, I’m hungry.”

That's right my belly…and hell Yes  it’s an unexpected item!  I didn’t expect all this extra “Baggage” when I had babies.

But I have to tell you one thing, she sure has been one faithful loyal pet!


MommyLovesStilettos April 28, 2010 at 6:08 AM  

HAHAHA!! Too funny. I have one of those too.

Bossy Betty April 28, 2010 at 6:48 AM  

Its funny how those pets grow on you after awhile!

Marlene April 28, 2010 at 8:36 AM  

Heehee....I think my pet is older than 12.

Bethany@ImperfectMom April 28, 2010 at 12:36 PM  

LOL! That is funny! I have a pet like that, too. I keep hoping if I ignore it long enough, it'll go away, but as long as I keep feeding it, it sticks around.

Susie April 28, 2010 at 4:47 PM  

Too funny!!

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Brittany April 30, 2010 at 1:44 PM  

That's funny. I wasn't expecting the ending. New follower from friday follow. :)

Letherton April 30, 2010 at 6:22 PM  

cute story

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Rachel Cotterill May 1, 2010 at 6:21 AM  

Oh, that's too funny! You really had me wondering what it was going to be.

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