>> Friday, May 21, 2010
You’ve heard of Murphy’s Law, well this is Mommy’s Law:
If you sit down the phone will ring.
If the kids need money for school, they will only remember as the bus roll up the block.
If you stop to hug your Husband the dinner will burn.
The chance of the juice staining is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Tell a child there is a tooth fairy he'll believe you. Tell him something stinks he’ll have to smell it to be sure.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously had too much wine.
If there is an elephant in the room, your kid will surely point it out.
The busier the restaurant the louder your toddler screams.
The more effort put into cooking dinner, the less your kids will eat of it.
If there is a worse time for a dirty diaper, it will happen then.
Money can’t buy love, but it sure doesn’t hurt the mood.
If you take a shower, your kids will figure paint with peanut butter and BBQ sauce.
If you can’t blame the kids…blame the Dog.
If you take off your bra the door bell will ring.