How to drive and text on the sly

>> Saturday, June 26, 2010

Tooling down Main Street with a bag full of Big Macs steaming in the passenger seat, I witnessed a truly tragic thing. The women driving in the car next to me was texting, and not even trying to hide it! The nerve of some people!


Washington has a new “Talk-text-ticket” law, and this lady was in for it…well if the cop I just passed had been paying any attention anyway. How he missed it I have no clue, dang she had her cell right up in front of her face, maybe he was on a break. Wow I felt safe, sheesh… 

Then I thought to myself…ha! This would make a great blog post. Dumb lady doesn’t know how to text on the sly. You know texting on the down low, at stop lights and stuff. (oh please, you know you do it...aside from a few honks, it works for me) Funny stuff right? Right? Come on work with me people.

And what would go great with that post would be a photo of this silly nit-wit driving with her phone flipped open in front of her face, tapping away at the keys. It was after all prettying stinking funny!

Digging in my pocket I find my cell after some creative wiggling…hit * ok, to unlock the dog gone thing…get myself right up next to this law breaker…narrowly avoid on coming traffic…stretch out my arm to get a good shot…steady now...Click!

Screeeeeech!

Tell you one thing…she is good! Because she seemed to see the traffic on Main Street slowing before I did.

How to do you spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E?

In case you were wondering...the pic didn't turn out ...to blury with all the hard breaking and all. I'm telling ya... it would of been good,  youre just going to have to trust me on this one.



5 comments:

Cheryl D. June 26, 2010 at 11:39 PM  

I love your new blog design, and the cartoons are great! Oh, and the writing is pretty great too (but that hasn't changed).

I have to be honest. I don't text while I drive. I don't even like to use my phone to talk while the car is moving. I'm not a good multi-tasker and it's really hard for me to do anything while I'm driving...including driving! LOL

Blasé June 27, 2010 at 8:44 AM  

I've seen the plates that say-
"Hang Up and Drive"

MelRoXx June 27, 2010 at 9:59 AM  

Your blog design is awesome! Fun to read! I can totally relate to this post! xxx

grownupforeal June 27, 2010 at 1:31 PM  

Yeah, it's true. I text on the sly as long as my 15 year old daughter isn't in the car. She got wind of Oprah's big campaign and now she freaks out and yells at me. (Ain't THAT something - LOL).

Marlene June 29, 2010 at 12:01 PM  

LOVE your new bloggy design - and those cartoons are too freakin' cute!!!

Grrrr on the texting drivers, though. Drives me nuts.

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