You know your insecure when...

>> Friday, July 30, 2010

You know your insecure when…


You call Customer service 12 times a day just to hear how your call is very important to them.

You cry after being mugged, not because some punk stole your hand bag, but because he called you a b*tch.

Your feelings are hurt because your lesbian friend has never hit on you, even though you are not only straight but married with kids.

You follow your own blog to boost the numbers.

No matter who or why someone is unhappy you know it’s got to be your fault.

No matter who or why someone is laughing you know it's got to be at you.

You fear your toddler doesn’t loves you anymore when she no longer cries when you leave the house, and you start pinching her just before you walk out to make yourself feel better.

You feel like you’ve missed out on being a hooker after watching “Pretty Woman” and wonder if it’s too late.

Every time you go to church you’re convinced the message was directed at you personally.

You shoot me an angry email for writing this post about you.

14 comments:

Christy July 30, 2010 at 11:01 AM  

hahaha, I like the "follow own blog to boost numbers" one!

Donda July 30, 2010 at 11:25 AM  

WOW! I should post this on my fb wall. I have a chick that no matter what I say she thinks it is directed at her. I don't think she has a full bag of marbles but it's whatev LOL

middle child July 30, 2010 at 11:28 AM  

So perfect. Loved this post.

Leanne July 30, 2010 at 11:59 AM  

Absolutely perfect! The "Pretty Woman" one CRACKED ME UP - got a snort out of that one, for sure!!!! SO funny!!!!

Bossy Betty July 30, 2010 at 8:03 PM  

All of these are great, but I LOVE the first one!!!

Cheryl D. July 30, 2010 at 10:50 PM  

LOL! I've actually considered following my own blog!

grownupforeal July 31, 2010 at 11:12 AM  

I'm not sure what your inspiration was for this post (and I'm not judging), it was well worth the outcome. I love the list, it's honest!

Rose July 31, 2010 at 1:17 PM  

This was great lots of laughs. thanks.

K9friend August 1, 2010 at 1:41 PM  

Uh-oh! I think I may see a little too much of my angsty self in that post!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

Lynn August 1, 2010 at 5:56 PM  

Consider this my angry email. All of the above please! And I totally follow my own blog...

Cheryl D. August 1, 2010 at 9:19 PM  

Check out my blog. I have something for you!

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