>> Friday, July 30, 2010
You call Customer service 12 times a day just to hear how your call is very important to them.
You fear your toddler doesn’t loves you anymore when she no longer cries when you leave the house, and you start pinching her just before you walk out to make yourself feel better.
You feel like you’ve missed out on being a hooker after watching “Pretty Woman” and wonder if it’s too late.
Every time you go to church you’re convinced the message was directed at you personally.
You shoot me an angry email for writing this post about you.